RIP, Terry Jones

I came across this article: What Does a Producer Do? which reminded me of the Question song from Tom Wilson (Comedian/Actor who played Biff Tannen, BttF) – in particular, his reply to the question at 1minute+08seconds.

And this month, Monty Python’s Terry Jones died. He is credited as Producer of the 1996-1998 TV Series, Blazing Dragons (26 episodes that I’ve yet to see). However, he was more prolific as a Director, Writer and Actor across a number of genres which include documentaries as well as TV series and comedy sketches (Monty Python’s Flying Circus, Ripping Yarns, The Two Ronnies, etc.) and films/screenplays.

Brian’s Mum” was the Director and a co-writer of The Life of Brian“He’s not the Messiah…” as well as The Holy Grail (movie and video game), Erik the Viking and others. Terry Jones also wrote the screenplay for Labyrinth which was Directed by Jim Henson and starring David Bowie.

Finally, here’s an insight into the Holy Grail film outtakes with commentary by Terry Jones, RIP:


‘Tis the Season…

… to feast on all the Christmas Films again.  First, to list a few:

  • The Santa Clause trilogy
  • Love Actually
  • The Holiday
  • The Grinch
  • The Hogfather
  • Arthur Christmas
  • It’s a Wonderful Life
  • Miracle on 34th Street

In that list are six that I like (or eight because there’s a trilogy) and two that I’ve yet to see (can you guess which two?). And, of course, there are many more: Joyeux Noel, Die Hard, Home Alone 2, Elf, Get Santa, Bad Santa, Jingle all the Way, Christmas with the Kranks, Gremlins, Scrooged, Christmas do-over, White Christmas, Holiday Inn, Nightmare before Christmas, In Bruges, the Nativity trilogy (TV films) and all the Muppet Christmases … and about 3,000 that I’ve missed.

I wonder why we say ’tis in this context and it’s most other times?

‘Tis also the season of giving and I’ve noticed an unprecedented generosity this year, not only on TV and social media but also in the local supermarket. There’s a place allocated for people to donate items that they’ve bought in the shop and Sainsbury’s promises to ensure that it reaches people who need it. The box was overflowing with customers’ donations.

Season’s Greetings
I’ll be back in 2020

p.s. The header image photograph was taken on a trip to Paris one Christmas, even though it may not be what it seems.

Film Binge!

2018: during the long flights to & from the USA, there was no time to sleep as Virgin Atlantic indulged my appetite for film! The films I can remember that I managed to watch were:

  • Ant-Man and The Wasp: 3♦ 4♥
  • Ready Player One: 4♦ 5♥
  • Incredibles 2: 5♦ 5♥
  • A Quiet Place: 4♦ 4♥
  • Tag: 3♦ 3♥

2019: we flew British Airways to the Caribbean and the films I watched were:

  • Shazam: 4♦ 4♥
  • Avengers Endgame: 3♦ 4♥
  • Spider-Man Far From Home: 3♦ 4♥
  • Horrible Histories (Rotten Romans): 3♦ 4♥
  • Men In Black International: 3♦ 4
  • Toy Story 4: 5♦ 5♥

My rating system above is 1♦ (bad) to 5♦ (good) for film making and 1♥ to 5♥ (top) for how much I personally enjoyed the films.

Agree/disagree? Let me know your thoughts in the comments!

Forrest Gump & Boris Trump

Politics: very interesting… but stupid. The ‘Brexit’ deadline is looming (again) and this time it seems real*. I can’t add anything new to the myriad of opinions already published by young, old, left, right, selfish, misguided, nasty, caring, backward-looking, forward-thinking minority groups.

“A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals, and you know it! 1,500 years ago, everybody knew that the Earth was the center of the universe.”

I love the Men in Black films. One of my favourite film trilogies of all time is Back to the Future, which ‘predicted’ that Trump (Biff) would become almost omnipotent. And I can’t help thinking that if Forrest Gump ran for President, the good people of the USA would vote him in.

Meanwhile, something to look forward to, away from the real world. Here is a link to films that are scheduled for release in 2021, many of which look worth watching.

If you have any film recommendations, please let me know in a comment! Ciao for now.

*Update! Brexit delayed again but there will now be a general election just before Christmas, which is the most contrived election there’s ever been in my voting lifetime.

Both major parties have leaders that no reasonable person wants in No.10 (can’t wait to make a dark comedy of this in a few years’ time). And the Labour Party is currently promising everyone everything for free!


Life Goes On…

I love the cosiness of Autumn. Coolness edged with a warm glow from the mellow sun, enhancing the changing colours of leaves: green, yellow, gold, brown, red, russet and a deep-red-purple. I especially love the shine of lights on wet streets in the evenings.

Tamara is not the centre of everyone’s universe. Her story continues to develop whilst those involved in bringing it to life are on other projects and working to earn a crust. Life goes on. I’ll keep you posted.

Regular jobs with a steady income have continued to elude me therefore I’m also tweaking some other scripts. It’s weird that, despite my education, I’m not even qualified to sweep the road. Seriously! Such a vacancy was advertised and I smiled at the thought of Trigger’s Broom (Only Fools & Horses) and checked it out. The reality is that you have to be able to drive to do the job these days, something I haven’t yet managed.

Meanwhile, I’m involved on the fringes of a long-term design project (voluntary) which has nothing to do with film, other than maybe taking short videos or photographs as it progresses.

Building the Tamara Team

Update: The film company like the script and I’ve also sent them a Visual Narrative. They have asked me along for a meeting with a ‘bigger cheese’ to discuss working with experienced professionals. These may include a writer and director who will mentor my less experienced small team. Critically, we have secured an adequate budget.

I’ve been reworking the script and have created visuals for the characters and for the scene where the story is set.

We have, potentially, a couple of actors in mind who are known to us. Watch for an update next month.

Meanwhile… if any actors are interested (for a very modest fee) and available for a couple of days in the London area (timescale as yet unknown), the role descriptions are below!

  • Male, mid-40s to mid-50s, London accent
  • Male, late-20s to mid-30s, London accent
  • Female, over-50 (non-speaking)
  • Female, over-60 (non-speaking)
  • Male, mature, for voice-over (think John Motson)


Writing Time

I read somewhere that a screenplay should be 80 – 120 pages and will typically take about three months to complete a reasonable first draft. Add on another month for improvements and rewrites.

Of course, professionals writing for a TV company often have less than a week per episode but I’m a long way from that level! I have managed 8 pages for my short film – it was about a page longer but now it’s better quality. Based on the guidelines I was taught, 8 pages = 8 minutes of screen time.

  • According to Sundance: “a film that’s less than ten minutes has double the chances of being programmed” – so that’s good.
  • According to Hollyshorts; “You might find yourself in more festivals if you make a 5 minute short versus a 15 minute one” – also good.

And there’s some interesting stuff in this blog post from the New York Film Academy.

Meanwhile, I’ve progressed from the initial script approval to being asked to prepare a presentation for a pitch to investors and actors. I need to consider a time era and include a wish list of who I’d like to see perform the various roles.

It’s starting to get interesting!